October 29, 2006

Zen Thoughts

A Few Zen Thoughts for Those Who Take Life Too Seriously:
  • Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
  • A day without sunshine is like, night.
  • On the other hand, you have different fingers.
  • I just got lost in thought. It wasn't familiar territory.
  • Remember, half the people you know are below average.
  • He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
  • I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
  • Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
  • A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
  • Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
  • Get a new car for your spouse. It'll be a great trade!
  • Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
  • Always try to be modest, and be proud of it!
  • If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
  • How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand...
  • Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
  • Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
  • How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
  • Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
  • Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.
  • Just remember - if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.
  • Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
  • The things that come to those that wait are the things left by those who got in first.

2 comments :

Anonymous said...

Very funny, Joyce. Makes me feel smarter & smarter LOL

I'm not a hello kitty fan, but that icon is wayyyyyyyyy cute! agreed!! =D

Anonymous said...

ha, ha!!! you are just too funny!