Today's question is courtesy of hubby via one of his forums:
THE ZOMBIES ARE HERE!!! Quick, look to your left and pick up 3 things to defend yourself. What are they are how do you plan to use them???
|This is the cutest zombie I could find. Everything else looked so ugly.|
Yes, I know having a pretty zombie would be akin to having
vampires that 'twinkle' in the sunlight, but still... ROFLMAO!!!!
I have a crunched up piece of paper and some sheets held together by a paperclip. TWO THINGS??? TWO THINGS???
Ok, ok, calm down... I suppose I could tear up the paper and ball them up into little missiles and fashion the paperclip into some kinda slingshot. Nope, no can do... can't do a slingshot without a rubberband... drats.
Ok, skinny, puny arm.... start flicking those paper balls and AIM FOR THE BRAINS!!!!!