Friday Randomness

My Resimay
To hoom it mae cunsern,
I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper.
I kin Type realee qwik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.
I think I am good on the fone and I no I am a pepole person, Pepole realee seam to reespond too me well. Certain men and all the ladies.
I no my spelling is not too good but find that I Offen can get a job wit my persinalety.
My salerery is open so we kin discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,

I kin start emeditely.
Thank yoo in advanse fore yore anser.
hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.
Sinseerly,
Bubba
PS:
Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me.


Employer's response:
Dear Bubba:
It's OK Honey. We've got spell check. 
See you Monday.

Comments

Barbi said…
LMAO!!!!! Hired!!
Lesleyanne said…
Too good. Definitely hired.
Stitching Noni said…
Love it!!! Thanks for the giggle :o)

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Claire said…
Lol, when does he start?
cucki said…
lol..thank you..i have mr.given..he he he
Jennifer M. said…
Hahaha Nice... With a body like that, who cares about correct spelling! It's overrated in the professional world I say.

Jen
threadbear said…
LMAO! Oh boy is he hired!!
Anne said…
LOL!!! Too funny darlin'!! He's not too bright but that's ok :D We can spell check for him!!
Marcy said…
;) He's a keeper -- lol, you made my day.
♥ Nia said…
hahahahahahahahahaha :D
Great reply!!! LOL!!!! :D
Ewa said…
Oh.... oh my...

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